Hi. I'm Roxanne.
I have been a Realtor for more than twenty-five years. Associate Broker. Founder of Art House. Mother. Marketing nerd. Reluctant authority on rooster removal during open houses. (Long story. It's filed in Funny Things I've Seen.)
I started this publication because the real estate internet is exhausting. It's all square footage and stainless steel and the same five stock photos of agents shaking hands in front of a generic stucco house. None of it tells the truth.
The truth is that real estate is messy. It's funny. It's emotional. It involves crying in cars, eating Chick-fil-a out of the passenger seat, and explaining to a buyer for the third time that "as-is" does, in fact, mean as-is. The truth is also that it's wonderful. People build whole lives inside these houses, and I get to stand in the doorway for a few months while they figure out which one.
Behind the Sign is where I write that down. Some of it is craft — marketing, photography, how a house actually gets sold in 2026. Some of it is Birmingham, which I love embarrassingly. A lot of it is stories. After twenty-five years, the stories pile up.

Ok, But Am I Even Allowed to Sit Here?
Top Tips for Touring a Builder’s Model Home Without Losing Your Mind (or Your Dignity) North Carolina – Model Home Ahead Sign -Photo Provided by Author You pull into the pristinely manicured community, gliding past cheerful signage with names like “Whispering Pines,” “Creekstone Meadows,” or “The Vi

I’m a Ring Doorbell, and I’m Having a Full-Blown Panic Attack
A listing’s first day on the market as told by a neurotic porch camera. Photo provided by Author Hi. I’m the Ring doorbell from 529 Scenic Pass.Today, the house went on the market.By 9 AM, I was overstimulated.By 2 PM, I had sent a dozen alerts, deleted three drafted push notifications, and googled

HOME INSPECTION BINGO: You’ve Got Mold!
A Real Estate Agent’s Semi-True Tale of Courage, Caffeine, and Crawlspaces Photo Provided by Author TL;DR (too long; didn’t read- for the scroll-happy crowd):Yesterday, I went to a home inspection with my buyer clients and walked out with three new phobias, a questionable rash, and a completed bingo
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